*Not Quite Hallmark - Savage Edition
Savage Card #1
I know I did you dirty, here’s some soap…
(BEST AS A COMBO W/ CHEEK’S SOAP) 🧼
Savage Card #2
You ain’t SHIT, that’s why I’m sending you this Cheek’s Tissue!!
(BEST AS A COMBO W/ CHEEK’S TISSUE) 🧻
Savage Card #3
Now you gotta masterbate, that’s why I’m giving you this Cheek’s Tissue.
(BEST AS A COMBO WITH CHEEK’S TISSUE) 🧻
Savage Card #4
Don’t catch feelings … I thought you were just a one-night stand!
Savage Card #5
You were my ride or die, now just die!!!
Savage Card #6
HAPPY BIRTHDAY … Your mom should’ve swallowed you!!!