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*Not Quite Hallmark - Sweet Edition

Greeting card with 'Cheeks not quite Hallmark' text and floral design.

Sweet Card #1

You’re my Certified Plumber, Come clean these pipes!

Sweet Card #2

I think you should choke me sometime…

Sweet Card #3

You got that WAP!!!

Sweet Card #4

I’ll still love you when your hair turns grey, I’ll still love you if you gain a little weight.

Sweet Card #5

Don’t take spankings off the table!!!

Sweet Card #6

HAPPY BIRTHDAY … I‘m glad your mom didn’t swallow you!!!

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